'What Would Jakob Do?' How About This…
Do you want a Jakob Nielson mousepad? (see image below:)
Can mine say ‘Jakob Nielson Is A Cocksucking Whore?’
This part’s even better: ‘ Suffering doubt when designing for the Web? Never fear! This mousepad provides you all the inspiration necessary for ensuring you design correctly.’
Kiss my fucking ass. ‘Design Correctly?’ Fuck you.