Snow? What's that?
Sure, I could have succesfully dug my car out of like 10 feet of snow today
- If I had a snowshovel
- If people didn’t fly down my street at 50mph spraying me and my car with icy goodness
- If by “snow” you meant “ice cream”
- If my car was in actuality a motorcycle
- And if all of these things took place somewhere else, say, the Gobi desert.
Sigh.