Snow? What's that?

Sure, I could have succesfully dug my car out of like 10 feet of snow today

  • If I had a snowshovel
  • If people didn’t fly down my street at 50mph spraying me and my car with icy goodness
  • If by “snow” you meant “ice cream”
  • If my car was in actuality a motorcycle
  • And if all of these things took place somewhere else, say, the Gobi desert.

Sigh.