Smack Bell
Ok, get this. I move from Colorado to Silicon Valley. I expect DSL to be like water out here (everywhere). I ordered DSL on August 10th and I still have not even heard back from either the local ISP or the major bell (PacBell). So, I decide lets call and see whats taking them. PacBell informs me that “most people wait 3-7 months for service, so you are doing quite well sir.” — uh, what the fuck is that supposed to mean? My answer to the operator was this “Are you especially proud of that? Is there a reason you’re telling me this?”
Damn, Fuck the phone companies.