Playstation 2 Induces Mass Hysteria

Okay, people, settle down. This is just getting way out of hand. Someone ACTUALLY purchased a PS2 for $5100. Yes, that’s $4700 over the MSRP. It’s just a new game console. This is crazy. I don’t even want to be around this Christmas. I could see this kind of hysteria if it, like, cured AIDS or Cancer or something. But a gaming system? That’s just retarded.