Because He's Really Smart

If you, or someone you know has kids, then you should be intimately familiar with Blue’s Clues. Apparently, the host (one Steve Burns) was quite popular with the soccer mom crowd in his day. Now he’s decided that he’s done with all that kiddie stuff. He just wants to rock.

The thing is, he’s actually incredibly talented at the whole rock thing. See, he did one of the most intelligent things ever, and enlisted the help of the Flaming Lips. If you’re still thinking that they’re the annoying band that did that mid-90s “Vaseline” song, and not the brilliant band of the Soft Bulletin, then I feel very sorry for you. Or maybe I’m jealous, because you have something brilliant to go experience, and that’s always a good thing.

The Lips’ influence is very apparent in his work, and there’s just nothing wrong with that. I just never expected someone who could have been this generation’s Mr. Rogers to go and rock out with his bad self. Enjoy the weirdness. His website is almost this year’s Wesley page, in the surrealness factor. Steve just seems like a swell guy.

I am such a dork

…And I know we’ve talked about Apple a lot lately, but god-damn if I just didn’t fall in love with whoever put together Darwin Streaming Server. Jesus christ on a stick.

After puttering around with Shoutcast, Icecast and some streaming servers written in PHP for a client, I came across the mother of free streaming server technologies: DSS4.

First off, this is totally dorky tech-talk but you don’t have to be a dork to understand the implications of what I’m trying to do, which is put together an internet radio station for Milehighhouse. Pretty cool, and totally useful. Anyway, it’s not a secret that I develop on MacOS X, and so I try to get anything I’m going to use live working first on my development machine. Duh. So I download the official MacOS X port of Shoutcast. And there is one. I install it, get the server running…. and look online to see what else I need.. and you need WinAMP. A MacOS X version of which there is not. Cool. So they ported the server but not the required client to get the stream working.

Then comes Icecast, which is actually worse… Their versions wouldn’t even compile on Darwin and required libraries I couldn’t even find.

Then comes the almighty Darwin Streaming Server. Which (due to my download of QuicktimeSS requiring OSX Server) I installed on Linux. What did I have to do? Type “./Install”. That’s it. The rest was web-adminstered, with a web interface to fucking die for. My client will be able to drag and drop from a list of files on the server to a playlist pane, click save, click play and voila. Another MP3 stream. Why has this technology not gotten more press? Apple simply blows anything out of the water in this arena, and it’s running on a platform other than theirs, to boot.

X.I.IV

Apple released MacOS X 10.1.4 today. Use the Software Update feature in your system preferences.

blog schmlog

(First off, its good to know that I can break alternate if I want to. Sorry ’bout that.)

Since I don’t have a personal weblog, every couple of months I feel the urge to share strange experiences in my life on this Maccentric site. I know it’s a little odd, so bear with me. It’s somewhat rare.

So I’m sore from my Shaolin Kung Fu class. We stood in Horse stance for like 30 minutes and my thighs are killing me, but now I have a cool trick for how to get out of a chokehold. It is odd for me to attempt to reference “my Shaolin Kung Fu class” with any semblance of a straight face. I’m sure you all can understand. Secondly, and mainly, yesterday I did my ambulance ride along for my EMT-B class. By the way, I’ve wanted to be a paramedic for a while now, and this is how you go about doing that in San Diego. It was horribly boring, and incredibly fascinating at the same time. I was with American Medical Response, the biggest private amubulance company in the US, and essentially a medical taxi service (their words).

Highlights: I met a woman who went in for a colonoscopy and had a stroke. I helped lift a 493lb. psych patient. I tried and failed to take the blood pressure of a young girl who had a massive head trauma (ambulances on freeways are loud and bumpy). I learned the ER entry code for the biggest hospital in San Diego. I tried and succeeded to take the blood pressure of a woman with a broken hip (our last call, so I felt accomplished).

I have to do eight hours in an ER as well, and by luck of the draw I got the biggest and busiest trauma center in San Diego. Oh, and for spring break my girl and I went rock climbing in Joshua Tree and I couldn’t use a certain foothold because there was a rattlesnake there. I just think my life is rather interesting right now, that’s all. Thanks for listening, good ol’ Internet. You’re always there for me.

Ol' switcheroo

I’m not even going to bother to hide that this is an April Fool’s joke. (via Metafilter)

What I find really funny are people’s repsonses to this article. My favorite:


Hey guys. I love the arm transplant. I’ve also been interested in extreme mods but never seen anyone that has done something like that. I’d like to run something past you to see if it would even be feasable. I have larger feet and hate it. I’d love to find someone to trade feet with. Do you know if something like that would be surgically possible? I’ve even thought about finding 2 guys and putting one of each of their feet on me and giving them each one of mine. Make some interesting pairs of feet 🙂

Tires

So who knows the best, most anonymous way to get back at someone who let the air out of your tires?