A whale of an explosion
Those pesky marine biologists, what with the causing whales to explode all the time and everything.
Sat it ain't so, Jimmy!
Accurate? I dunno, but it sure is interesting. Kang’s (or was it Kodos?) decry about voting for a third party, “Go ahead, throw your vote away!” kind of puts and exclamation point on the whole thing.
MacPlus Travesty
I mean, seriously. Not only is it an Athlon machine, but the Apple logo isn’t even right. Tai can draw one by hand, and if a Mac was around, they could have just typed option-shift k in just about any font to get a perfect vector of the logo.
Damn.
And then have sex
Everything on this list might fool unwitting teenagers, that is until they realize that adding “…and then have sex” to most of them makes them so much better.
FlashPod
Are you a nerd and think your blog needs a soundtrack? Embed an iPod-like Flash UI into your weblog template. Kinda neat. Kinda a bandwidth waster, though, I expect.
And Waste Sounds So Cool
You’ve most probably used his software, or an open-source version of it, most likely. He’s Justin Frankel, he wrote Gnutella, Winamp among other things, all while working for AOL. And somehow, he still works there.
Dennis Miller's on the Right
Good morning, passengers. Those on the right side of the bus will now notice that Dennis Miller has joined you. (NYTimes, registration req’d)
Those on the left feeling like they’ve been hit with a freight train, please exit the rear.
WTF? How is Dennis Miller now on the FoxNews Network as a conservative talk show host? First it was Monday Night Football, and now this? Jeez. Well, Dennis, I guess we’ll always have your re-runs on HBO Comedy.
I must note here that he’s still socially liberal, just pro-Bush and pro-Iraq war now. Libertarian? Almost. Running out of money and needing to side with the (currently) winning team to land a TV show on Fox? Perhaps.