Designs on the White House

This sounds like it’s right up my alley.

Designs On The White House is a grassroots fund-raising organization in support of the John Kerry 2004 Presidential campaign. We aim to mobilize the creative community through an online design contest, judged by designers, celebrities, and activists. Winning designs will be available for resale on T-shirts and other products, and all proceeds after expenses will benefit the John Kerry Presidential campaign.

Design categories are:

  • Best Pro-Kerry Shirt (positive spin, no mention of Bush)
  • Best Anti-Bush Shirt (negative spin, must mention Bush)
  • Best Issue Shirt – Domestic
  • Best Issue Shirt – Foreign
  • Funniest Shirt
  • Best Retro Shirt
  • Best Get Out The Vote Shirt
  • Most stylish / Most likely to be featured on Queer Eye

Sounds fun. Which category should I enter?

Inspired Design

Every once in a while, a ground-breaking step is taken in the world of software UI design. Kai’s power tools come to mind… Windows’ command-tab window switching… The Finder’s column view… and now I give you…

Lsongs: The music player for Lindows (now known as Linspire). What breathtaking simplicity! What a fantastic feature set! What a cheap knockoff of iTunes!

And that’s not all folks! For your Windows-knockoff operating system, you can also run.. dun dun dun.. Lphoto, a cheap iPhoto ripoff as well.

Those Lindows – excuse me, Linspire designers really know how to fuck up a simple UI, don’t they? Christ. “I know, let’s put the rotate photo icon in the same exact place, but we’ll uh… uh.. put the arrow.. on the other side of the photo icon! Yeah! And then we’ll uh.. uh… keep the zoom photo widget in exactly the same spot but uh.. remove.. uh.. any context as to what that widget is for! Yeah! This is going to rule!

Thanks to SU for the links.

Comment Spam?

From what I’ve been reading, comment spam on MT blogs is a big problem. Not that you’d know it here, because we rule, but since MT blogs are mostly the same in the way their comment pages work, spammers are using the anonymous comment system prevalent in the blogging world to increase their Google rankings. The link above points to SixApart’s blog, the company that makes Movable Type as well as TypePad. I think I have an idea for a solution.

One of the proposed (and subsequently squashed) solutions offered up by SixApart is perhaps that each commenter have to register with each site in order to comment. This sucks, and everyone knows it. But what if you could sign on once and be able to comment everywhere? This is called identity federation, and it could work.

What’s identity federation, you ask? Well, as Ping Identity Corp is a major client of mine, I’ll tell you. In essence, the simplest form of identity federation is the ability to single sign-on to multiple, cross-domain web applications. Create an account on one system, link it to an account on another and voila: once you’re signed into one, you’re immediately signed into the other. I’m not really qualified to go into the hows and whys of this, but suffice it to say that SourceID is at the heart of it all, adheres to the Liberty standard and is implemented in Java and .NET. A PHP5 version should happen soon, I assume. In essence, each application has to be registered with an identity federation that includes all the applications in a ‘trusted circle’ of sorts.

So what do single sign-on and identity federation have to do with blogs, you ask? Well, I’ll tell you that, too. Say SixApart runs a centralized identity repository. And say PHP or perl someday in the near future include a way to check credentials against this repository the way SourceID.Java and SourceID.NET do. And say Movable Type’s (or your) database system allows for instant identity provisioning (creation and destruction of temporary identities on a given system). You sign in once to SixApart’s application (which in this case would pretty much just exist to authenticate you), and immediately you’re authenticated to any system that would run the (open-source) SourceID protocol and are registered with the central federation. This could be built into home-rolled systems as well as MT or TypePad.

And then let’s say that some of the prominent players in the field (say, AOL, Yahoo, Google, and other large companies developing blog apps) get in on the thing and share the identity repository across multiple domains and servers; sharing the load required to run such a distributed application.

You’d have an almost user-transparent, reliable, redundant, open-source, highly-customizable way to authenticate commenting and discussion among weblogs. And given the nature of the internet, you’d probably end up with a whole lot more as well.

Xsan

Wandering around Apple’s website recently, I stumbled upons Xsan, their in-development foray into Storage Area Networks. This product and microsite are both a wild departure for Apple for a number of reasons. 1. They’re telling us about something way in advance. We can’t get next-gen G5 release dates, but we know about Xsan before it’s available. 2. It’s enterprise-level stuff. You have to be a badass with networks and storage and servers to get it. Except maybe now with Apple’s GUI tools it’ll be a little easier, but still not easy.

I’ve done work for SAN companies before, and the networks are just expansive and vast in their capabilities but also in price. $999 ain’t bad for software to manage one. One of my prior clients sells usability-deficient stuff for probably much, much more. If Apple can seriously reduce the cost of SAN management, it’ll be a boon to their enterprise market. Unsurprisingly enough, it only works on Xserve RAIDs and Xserves.

I’m not trying to be negative here, but what happens if Xsan goes the way of NetInfo, WebObjects, MacOS X Server 1.2, A/UX, and all of Apple’s other enterprise-level products that went virtually unknown and some of which that died? Are enterprises even considering Macs or Xserves for mission-critical applications? I do little work in this field now and I’m not sure Apple’s in the IT mind yet as a solution to take seriously. I just wonder how difficult it’ll be to start competing with EMC, StorageTek, Sun, HP and other companies heavily embedded within the enterprise storage market.

One thing’s for certain, though. Apple doesn’t just make pretty iMacs anymore:

Xsan includes high availability features to eliminate potential single points of failure, so you can use high performance storage networking for enterprise consolidation and network-attached storage (NAS) replacement projects. Xsan uses one system connected to the SAN, called a metadata controller, to manage access to shared storage. If this machine fails for any reason, Xsan picks another computer on the SAN to take over this role. Cascading metadata controller failover ensures that you can access your data as long as any one system on your SAN is active. In the event of a loose cable, Xsan uses multipathing to automatically route traffic to the system through a second cable on dual-port Apple Fibre Channel HBA. And during critical operations, you can clear a path on your SAN for any system using Xsan bandwidth reservation.

Whenever I'm alone…

It should be illegal to listen to Disintegration by yourself while working in an office downtown on for the 6th day in a row, one day of which was 12 hours long.

We're living in the 70s

I seriously did not just see an ad for the “Nick & Jessica Variety Hour on ABC,” did I?

Holy, shit, I did.

America’s favorite young married couple, Nick Lachey & Jessica Simpson, multi-platinum artists known from their hit MTV series, Newlyweds, star in their first-ever television special, featuring a fun-filled variety hour of music and comedy.

This surely is the final sign of the apocolypse.