Now where did I leave those highly-classified US government secrets?
DOH! The FBI just realized that they are missing a laptop that happened to be chock full of “highly classified information.” What, you mean they didn’t have somebody walking around with it handcuffed to them? Like in “Spies Like Us?” Maybe it’s time to stop worrying about 128-bit encryption and start buying those tags they have at department stores that set off an alarm and spray ink on you.