Kung-Fu Flying
A man tries to break into the cockpit of flight to Argentina “kung-fu style” in order to “talk to the captain.” ( My advice, knock). Then the co-pilot wacks him blunt ways over the head with an ax. For all the shit I go through at the airport on the rare occassions that I fly, this illustrates that it really makes no difference at all. This security thing is a farce. Guys wth C4 in their shoes and people just plain fucked in the head will always sneak on board. Detaining old women and making me toss my nail files before I get on the plane is all for show.
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I forgot to put this quote…
“I faced an individual who was basically kicking the door of the cockpit in sort of a kung-fu style,” Boyer said. “I said, ‘What are you doing?’ And he said, ‘I want to talk to the captain.’
For some reason that strikes me as really funny.
sorry.. i tried to correct the incorrect ‘their’ usage but instead ended up deleting the original title somehow. please accept my apology and attempt at a headline.
Thank you kev. My “their/there” usage is a big weakness.
I forgot to put this quote…
“I faced an individual who was basically kicking the door of the cockpit in sort of a kung-fu style,” Boyer said. “I said, ‘What are you doing?’ And he said, ‘I want to talk to the captain.’
For some reason that strikes me as really funny.
sorry.. i tried to correct the incorrect ‘their’ usage but instead ended up deleting the original title somehow. please accept my apology and attempt at a headline.
Thank you kev. My “their/there” usage is a big weakness.