Johnson…
Johnson was driving past the statue recently with her young daughters and several of her daughters’ friends when the girls began to point, giggle and comment on the anatomically correct “David”.
“I didn’t even know it was art,” Johnson said. “To me, it’s just a naked man standing on the side of the road. Once the girls saw it, I found myself in a position where I had to explain what a penis is.”
Jesus christ! You mean you had to actually be a parent for once! Oh my god!
Is this what happens when life imitates art?
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at UCSD, there is a colorful sculpture by Niki de Saint Phalle called “The Sun God.” It’s something like UCSD’s mascot. It’s a big bird that looks like it should be at the top of totem pole. The cool thing is that a student, as their grad art project, sculpted a big giant penis in her art style, and attached it to the piece’s pelvis. the art world has *always* needed dick jokes.
at UCSD, there is a colorful sculpture by Niki de Saint Phalle called “The Sun God.” It’s something like UCSD’s mascot. It’s a big bird that looks like it should be at the top of totem pole. The cool thing is that a student, as their grad art project, sculpted a big giant penis in her art style, and attached it to the piece’s pelvis. the art world has *always* needed dick jokes.