It is a sad, sad day

So, assuming the requisite checks clear, today I must return the computer-from-above to the person who actually purchased it. I really hope the 18-year old lackey who inherits it enjoys playing around with it, because it could have saved my financial ass. I wish I could just bow out gracefully, but I cannot. Hope you enjoy it, you fuck.

Pre-Obituary

Our Airport Base Station is on its last legs. I am afraid it will pass on any day now. Its reception is getting more and more inconsistant. Chances of recovery are slim.

License Plates, Vanity, and PHP

So, I broke down and decided to get a personalized license plate this year. Somebody at the DMV gave me this URL where I could check different license plates combos for availability and now I can’t get enough of playing with it… go try it now. Try ALTRNTE and FUCKMS and other things… 🙂


Oh yeah, and its done in PHP and its real fast, go figure.

Sigh

Fleischer said Bush will focus on “the longer term (solutions), rather than the political.”

This whole article is filled with rhetoric about long term solutions for the gas price hike. He refuses to put price controls on and even more suprisingly he refuses to eliminate the federal gasoline tax which is almost 19 cents per gallon. He’s so excited about tax cuts, so where is he on this?

What exactly are these long term solutions that he keeps touting that are so much better than the alternatives above? He hasn’t proposed any as far as I can see and I doubt they will be the kind of long term solutions that America really needs. Someone so ladden to the oil industry for financing has very little incentive to promote newer, cleaner, renewable technologies. I know these have been buzz words for the left for years, but it is really something that has to be done and I think most people would realize that this enormous price hike could be the kind of kick in the ass that the United States needs. Nothing short of the world actually running out of petroleum is going to make Bush realize we need another way to fuel our vehicles and keep the lights on.

I know that they're commercials

BMW is making these short “films” with some really great directors, including my personal favorite Wong Kar-Wai (I know, I’m a whore for auteurism). Right now only John Frankenheimer’s is available, but Ang Lee’s opens on the tenth. The first one is really good, but I recommend a fast connection because they are shot on 35mm and displayed in a widescreen format, so a modem doesn’t really do it justice.

Elizabeth Hurley… auuugh…

So I ordered ‘Bedazzled’ tonight via PPV, partly because my wife put my son to bed and fell asleep (she probably wouldn’t want to watch it), and partly ’cause Elizabeth Hurley is in it. Okay, so those two reasons aren’t so far apart… but anyway. So it wasn’t that bad. It was entertaining and relatively funny, which is just about all you can hope for with PPV. I mean, it wasn’t Memento or anything, but what is, really.

Two Mothers?

This is a pretty scary but still very interesting report about the first genetically modified kids in existence™.