We're living in the 70s

I seriously did not just see an ad for the “Nick & Jessica Variety Hour on ABC,” did I?

Holy, shit, I did.

America’s favorite young married couple, Nick Lachey & Jessica Simpson, multi-platinum artists known from their hit MTV series, Newlyweds, star in their first-ever television special, featuring a fun-filled variety hour of music and comedy.

This surely is the final sign of the apocolypse.

Letterforms

This is the coolest thing, ever.

Okay, not really. But it’s damn close. It’s amazing what a unique idea and a strong grasp of a technology can do to put forth something of such wonderful simplicity.

Now why are my Flash skills hovering somwhere around “Neanderthal?”

And then have sex

Everything on this list might fool unwitting teenagers, that is until they realize that adding “…and then have sex” to most of them makes them so much better.