You damn dirty apes!

alternateorg on November 3, 2004

I’m starting to feel a lot like Charlton Heston
Stranded on a primate planet
Apes and orangutans that ran it to the ground
With generals and the armies that obeyed them
Followers following fables
Philosophies that enable them to rule without regard

There’s no point for democracy when ignorance is celebrated
Political scientists get the same one vote as some Arkansas inbred
Majority rule don’t work in mental institutions
Sometimes the smallest softest voice carries the grand biggest solutions

The idiots are taking over.

Bush Military Documents "Fake but accurate"

alternateorg on September 16, 2004

Okay, I’m not really prepared to get into the entire thing about the documents CBS got from “trusted sources” that contain variable-width typefaces and superscripts that typewriters from the 70s couldn’t even accomplish, but suffice it to say that this graphic that this guy produced with Word says it all:

I’d read about this before, and now CBS is saying that the documents are Fake, but accurate.

American mass-media proves itself worthless once again!