Do MS 'converts' get subjected to the guilt that Catholic ones do?


While both Apple’s “switchers” and Microsoft’s “convert” are both unequivocal lovers of their new computers, Apple’s “switchers” tend to be plain spoken. By contrast, Microsoft’s “convert” sounds a bit like Microsoft’s own marketing department.

I won’t even begin to count the ways in which Microsoft has copied Apple. Suffice it to say the list is very long and is beyond the scope of this post. But a Mac to Windows switch ad, hosted on Microsoft’s own site? Jeebus. Let’s not miss fact that everything touted in the (now taken-down) “ad” as a Windows advantage over Mac exist currently for us. And most of those features were Mac-first. And MS is simultaneously running Office for Mac ads as well. Sounds a bit like someone’s got things confused over there. Even the photo of the woman in question was confessed to be stock.

SpyWare? What?

People often ask me why I hate PCs and Microsoft so much. Here’s a good reason:

Last week, I started seeing a whole new kind of spam on my PC. System messages like this one started showing up on my screen at strange times. They look like Windows systems messages, but they were always advertising something.

I ran the version of Ad Aware that I had installed on my machine, but it didn’t find anything. So I uninstalled AIM, thinking maybe that was the root of the problem. (And besides: why use AIM when there’s Trillian around?). But that didn’t clear up the issue. Over the past couple days, I started getting the messages more frequently…at least once a day.

Then I realized that it had been six months since I installed Ad Aware, and that there were probably new updates. Which there were. When I ran Ad Aware this morning (after being greeted almost immediately after booting up by a spamming system message), it found 14 different spyware programs on my beloved PC. Most of them were Brilliant Digital’s handiwork, which you can read about here. I had installed (and then uninstalled) KaZaa two months ago, but I guess Brilliant Digital is a “sleeper” program that “detonates” weeks after being installed. And I guess uninstalling KaZaa doesn’t uninstall Brilliant Digital’s programs. Lovely.

Pro for Windows: Has programs like Kazaa/etc available natively.
Con for Windows: Such useful programs often install awful applications like the one described above.

And as a sidenote: can any Mac user out there even fathom of NOT knowing which apps have been installed on your own damn machine? Shudder.

He breathes fire! FireWIRE!

Charismac claims no responsibility for broken personal or business related property should Hubzilla go on a rampage. As always, a clean and fed Hubzilla results in a happy Hubzilla.

It’s nice to know these kinds of things can still reach the market. And by ‘these kinds of things,’ I mean ideas that were obviously concocted at the company bar outing on Friday after work. Kind of like Spiremedia’s old Quake3Arena intranet module. Via TwoThingsAtOnce.

Since there's no annoying mac news…

…I thought I might use Alternate for what it might as well be: a weblog.

If you don’t know, Denver has 2 great bookstore, a chain called ‘Tattered Cover.’ And despite its weathered-sounding name, the books are all new. Since I’ve been trying to make my own Mexian food recently and have had moderate success, I figured I’d learn from someone on PBS and buy Rick Bayless’s Mexican Kitchen, and on the way to the register, I happened to see Myself When I Am Real, a biography of Charles Mingus. Satisfied that I correctly used that title for a self-given assignment about Mingus, I bought it.

So who wants chipotle shrimp and the best jazz on the planet, ever? I’m thinking of having a party.

Macworld just slips in under your nose when you have a life

Because of my relatively new position as full-time parent, MacWorld Expo NY kind of took me by surprise. Among the new-fangled Apple-riffic items:

  1. 17″ iMac, $100 less than high-end iMac previous
  2. New .Mac services, basically a pay-version of iTools
  3. New iSync, iCal, iChat, iTunes software. iTunes at v3.
  4. iPods: 5,10&20gb models, 5gb $100 cheaper than before. Official Windows support.
  5. Jaguar: OSX 10.2, August 24. $130, which seems like a lot to me just for an upgrade.