Califuckinfornia

alternateorg on March 28, 2003

Some notes about California:

  • Santa Barbara is gorgeous. Just beyond any expectations I may have had
  • Seagulls like apples and I like throwing balls at seagulls who try to steal apples
  • I can eat authentic mexican food every day
  • Fuck LA
  • Clients who know what they want and understand what you can do for them are great
  • Coming in to San Diego from SB at 10:30 PM felt more like I was coming home from a foreign place than coming back to a different foreign place.
  • Did I say fuck LA? The 405 is worst freeway ever
  • The beach is a very, very good thing. The kids love it, and if you don’t go to a state beach on Coronado, it’s free
  • Cruising down Haley St. while listening to a song about it is the perhaps one of the dorkiest things I’ve ever done. But I had to do it. “You’ll never know just who you’ll meet on Haley…”

Ah, yes. California. And in 12 hours I’ll be heading back to Denver, with its 16 feet of snow. Sweet.

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7 Replies to “Califuckinfornia”

  1. Anonymous March 28, 2003 at 3:55 pm

    haha — nice — SB is gorgeus indeed… did you go eat at the Paradise Cafe? DO IT! Tasty burgers! Oh yeah, and FUCK LA!

  2. scott March 29, 2003 at 5:04 am

    personally, I get more specific: fuck Downey. that little hamlet south of Coommerce but north of La Mirada is a fucking black hole. no matter what time of day, 11am, 8pm, 4:53am it doesn’t matter, i *always* hit traffic there. fucking chronocidal town. fuck.

  3. Noel April 9, 2003 at 12:44 am

    The natural cafe is my favorite place to eat in santa barbara … but i am a natural kind of guy. I’m going to ucsb next fall and right now I live in San Diego. I’m going from the second best city in the US to the best.

  4. Smells like your mom April 21, 2003 at 7:10 pm

    All you fags forgot all the fine bitches, bitches!!!

  5. Denny May 1, 2004 at 10:57 pm

    Fuck La Mirada. The city is getting to be a hell hole with all the gestapo tactics. They run people out for nonsense and bring in factories and cockroaches

  6. Jerry May 1, 2004 at 10:58 pm

    I agree, La Mirada is turning into the worst hellhole around. It sucks big time

  7. Bob May 1, 2004 at 10:59 pm

    Did someeone mention la mirada? If your white, you get harrassed to no end by the city and sheriff’s dept. Public safety is a joke. Animals are murdered every day and they do nothing about it. Harrassment of whites seems to be the norm. It has quickly become the hellhole of southern california

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