DS(hel)L

Why is it that this article gives me a feeling of deja vu. Oh yeah, because it describes what it sounds like tech support is doing when you call (ie. lying).

Seriously?

Now, I’m all for Mazda. I mean, come on, the company that created the RX-7 and the Miata deserves some fucking props. But the Mazda MP3? Seriously? Named after a digital music compression technique? Maybe it’s just a coincidence….

Reducks

How did it go about that Apocalypse Now is being re-released this summer without me knowing? A new version, including ‘a wealth of new footage.’ Does ‘new footage’ mean longer that the original? I guess I still will have to go see it.

Proud Dad

– sniff – I just taught my 3-year old to say ‘Mac,’ and ‘Linux.’ It is an important day, indeed.

Pixar gets new (old) building

There’s an article in the NYTimes today about Pixar’s new building, which they had built to resemble an old one. Something interesting:


To understand how far Pixar has come since its founding 14 years ago, it would be helpful to have seen the company’s previous creative campus – a cluster of somewhat rundown buildings in an anonymous office park near a Point Richmond freeway, about 10 miles to the north. Some of the buildings were separated by a busy road, forcing workers to scurry like squirrels to avoid the fast-moving traffic.

Hmmm… Sounds familiar, like Steve Jobs’ other company. 🙂

Buy me this

I know I’m stepping on a few toes here, but I’m really getting sick of people posting links to their Amazon wishlists. It’s kind of like “Hey, you read my site, so you must like me. If you liked me, you’d buy me things. But not just anything, something off of this specific list, from this specific site.” That’s BS. Is it just a different way for people to get paid? It just seems under-handed and sketchy to me. “Like my site? Wish you could pay for it? I wish I could get paid for it… So buy me things.” Just really annoying.

Days were golden…

Sunny Day Real Estate broke up. Again. For those of you unaware of one of the better bands of the 90s, here’s a quick history:

In 1994 (the year of good music), Sunny Day’s Diary was released. A landmark album by all accounts, it helped kickstart the somewhat current emo movement. Unfortunately, it also set the stage for a staple behaviour of emo bands: breaking up as soon as success hits. As the followup to Diary was being recorded, the band broke up because, well…the lead singer turned Christian.

How embarassing.

The posthumous release, known as LP2, or the Pink album, continued Sunny Day’s goodness. The lead singer put out a suprisingly un-Christian solo record, and the bass player and insanely good drummer joined the fledgling Foo Fighters. Against all odds, the band started to gravitate back towards one another. The bass player remained in Dave Grohl’s successful outfit, while the other members put out the most impressive rock record since Radiohead’s OK Computer. The album, How it Feels to be Something On, disappointed many of their earlier fans with its strong Beatles feel, yet it was hailed by critics. A live record followed, and now 2000’s The Rising Tide will apparently be the last Sunny Day Real Estate record.

Another one of my favorites, No Knife, is reportedly on the verge of breakup as well. This is all very, very disappointing to me.

PukeIt

From the sunshiney-as-ever Jakob Nielson (via Camworld):


Forcing users to browse PDF documents can reduce your website’s usability by about 300% relative to HTML pages. This is my rough estimate, based on watching users perform similar tasks on a variety of sites that used either PDF or regular Web pages. Because I have not performed a detailed measurement study of PDF on its own, I can’t calculate the precise usability degradation. However, whether the true number is 280% or 320%, one thing is certain: the number is big and reflects significant user suffering in terms of increased task time and decreased success rates.

ARRRGHH. Like ‘usability’ can be measured in fucking percentage points, fucker. I again cannot accurately express how much I hate this jerkoff. Who the fuck even uses PDF for in-website, on-screen viewing anyway? No fucking body. Argh. Jerk. Yet another example of him making shit up in order to further his $20,000/day usability-seminar rates. And as an after-thought:


PDF pages lack navigation bars and other apparatus that might help users move within the information space. Because PDF documents can be very big, the inability to easily navigate them takes a toll on users. PDF documents also typically lack hypertext, again because they are designed with print in mind.

Okay, so that Propellerheads Reason 1.0 documentation I was reading this weekend with the navigation on the left-hand side must not have really either a) existed, or b) been a PDF. I thought I was reading it in Acrobat 4, but I must not have been, because I’m a fucking idiot, just like all the people on the web, according to Jakob. I think it’s time to rekindle this anti-Jakob fire that’s been dwindling in embers lately. If there was a way to embed Flash inside a PDF, I’d do it, just to make him mad. With music, rollover-sounds, and the most unintuitive navigation ever.