We waited in line for Steve Jobs all day today

10:00 AM: Wait in line for Littleton Apple Store to open
11:00 AM: Actually enter Littleton Apple Store and wander around with all the other totally helpless geeks, wait in line to see/use new hella cool iPod
7:50 PM: Skip waiting in airport-like lines and buy tickets at a terribly interfaced ABO (Automatic Box Office), attend ‘Monsters, Inc.’ at Littleton/Highlands Ranch supermegahyperglobalplex amongst all the teenagers for whom Ben Folds’ ‘Rockin’ The Suburbs’ song was written explicitly for

All in all, a good day. The Apple store was every bit as interesting as I expected, especially with a someone special close to Alternate working at the Genius bar. 5 free t-shirts, I might add. Although they are dorky and do say ‘Aspen Grove’ on them (the name of the mall where said store is located). Some of those people in line with me were just… man. Geeks to the fullest extent. But at least they were Mac geeks. Balding men wearing multicolored Apple logos emblazoned on black tees abounded. And there was a guy on stilts.

Not concerned with the nudity

What a great idea. Take amateur porn photography and focus on what’s in the background, because what’s in the foreground is worse (click on ‘obscene interiors’). Don’t worry, the actual nude people in the pictures are traced and covered over, so you can view it at work and not vomit, etc. Complete with comments on the items in the picture.

I am way too busy for this..

..But since everyone feels the need to fucking have a say in how Alternate is run, post all your comment shit to this post. Tell me how much I suck, how much you hate this site and how badly it’s designed. Go ahead, here’s your chance. This is absolutely the last fucking thing I need right now but apparently you all feel the need to jump in and tell me how to run a site that I helped start a few years ago where no one read it and we didn’t fucking care. We started it so that we could make public some of the things that we talked about in private and felt that other people might be interested in. We also felt that journalists and other webloggers at the time were too wishy-washy and refused to put forth a strong if not popular opinion. We feel strongly about what we tend to write about and voice our posts accordingly. That’s it. I don’t owe you a god-damn thing and if you feel that I should sit here and take personal attacks with a smile and a shrug then you can fuck yourself. There.

Road geek?

After reading ‘On The Road’ not-entirely-too-many-times-but-enough-to-know-I-will-read-it-too-many-times-before-I-die, I’ve found myself actually interested in roads/highways… where they go, what personality they have outside of metropolitan areas and who’s been there before me.. things like that. Now, Tim has had some intersting road-related links up recently, and I found that there is in fact a term ‘Road Geek.’ I wouldn’t say I’m particularly there yet, but I certainly am interested in how interstates get their numbered names… So as soon as I have some time, I’ll look into it and post the results.

28 Degrees and Rising

I must say that the golf course across the street from me is gorgeous when it’s partially snow-covered, with green grass showing through. Fall in Denver really is a wonderful time and we’ve been lucky this year to have an extended ‘autumn’ time (defined for me by trees that are other colors than green but before their leaves fall) due to (I think) unseasonably warm temperatures. I swear that last year I was out of town for a week in early October and when I came back, I found I missed the entire thing.

A lesson from Volkswagen

Something I’ve noticed recently in the non web-design world that I think web-designers (especially those obsessed with rules about usability) can learn a vaulable lesson from: Most VW New Beetle owners actually in fact use their flower holders.

Why this is important can be broken down into 2 seperate ideas that come together to make a sucessful whole: 1) The flower holders (I’ve heard) actually get in the way a little bit of using the windshield wiper toggle switch. Not so much as to hinder the use of it, but to make you think twice about it. (Again, that’s just a rumor. I haven’t tried it myself…) and 2) VW knows its market with that car so well that they could accurately predict that a flower holder is something they would want. Let’s face it. It’s not a standard accessory and probably never will be, except in this case.

The point I’m trying to make is that branding and market-research do in fact hold sway over usability when it comes to customer experience. Now, the flower-holder doesn’t get in the way of shifting the car’s gears or turning the steering wheel or make the car any less smooth a ride on the road. It would be ridiculous if it did hinder those things. But by accepting the minor loss of having their wiper switch not work like other cars, they make the tremedous gain of having people very happy with their purchase, happy enough to put flowers in it, on a regular basis I might add.

Now, I’ve drawn similar theories about website design from the automobile industry before and have had them dismissed because people have been around cars for the better part of 100 years and websites are still in their infancy, making people more adept at figuring out a car’s ‘interface’ and that making a car move can only be one way out of like 4 total ways (automatic, manual, truck-style automatic, and semi-auto), making it very easy to figure out which way the car needs to be manipulated. Websites, on the other hand, can be any number of navigation styles and even within those, people take liberties with how you get your job done there. And the argument I’ve made against this is that, yes, people have been dealing with automobiles longer than computers/the internet and, yes, the interfaces are much more varied and confusing.. but I also think that there’s somewhat of a sliding scale… sure, cars took 100 years to get where they are today, mostly because of advances in technology. The internet has skyrocketed technology-wise and people are ready for whatever comes next. It’s not that people weren’t ready for cars like we have today 50 years ago, the technology just didn’t exist to create and sustain them.

But I digress.

The most important sentence from above is: Branding and market-research do in fact hold sway over usability when it comes to customer experience, at least when the idea in question does not get in the way of the actual major function of the product. I guess I just wanted to point out the simple fact that people do use their New Beetle’s flower holders, for whatever reason and that the internet could be viewed with the same openness to new ideas as VW had been when someone said ‘Hey. What about a place to put a flower?’ Or when someone at Apple said ‘Hey. What about blue?’

Because that's what my desktop has on it

Apparently, Microsoft has discovered something revolutionary: the traditional Windows Desktop sucks. I’m not talking about the Windows metaphor or any other such nonsense; I’m talking about the actual ‘desktop’ for Windows 2000 and below. What they’ve found is that the bulk of their users (beginners) don’t understand that desktop and are afraid of it, but only use 3-4 applications in a single session, making for frustration and ‘failure’ because theoretically the desktop should be the place they use to hold links to those applications. And I can only think that this has come about because they totally copied the Mac desktop metaphor, only wrong. Instead of actual icons representing actual things that actual actions can be taken upon, they instead decided to use the desktop as a space for shortcuts to documents, applications and ‘My Computer.’ Have you ever tried to make an alias to a directory and put THAT on the Windows desktop? You can’t do it, at least not in Windows 98. It was Microsoft’s choice to ignore Apple’s desktop ideas and come up with their own… like the idea of using a seperate application from the ‘desktop’ to access your hard drive and filesystem. So they’ve now found that their idea didn’t work. Duh.

Sixty Days

I know it’s too early to have a year retrospective, but as of tomorrow, all of the media, toys, and whatnot that I have been craving start to flood into my life. Actually, tonight kind of feels like the day before a birthday, or Christmas. I can’t sleep. It’s just incredibly weird to know that in the next two months, everything I have been looking forward to for the past *year* is being released. Want insight into my horrible, horrible id? They’re not suprising to those who know me, but these things will rule my life:

Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3 (for PS2)
Monsters, Inc.
Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone
Nintendo Gamecube
Rogue Leader (for aforementioned Gamecube)
Super Smash Bros. Melee (for Gamecube)
Lord of the Rings
the Royal Tennenbaums

All of those things have an insane amount of hype to live up to, and while I look forward to having a good time with them all, I never want to have a year like this again. It’s been unhealthy to live out the Fight Club quote: the things you own end up owning you.

Oh well. I’m going to be off playing Tony Hawk 3 (online!) and Grand Theft Auto 3 for the next couple of weeks. Fun knowing everyone. Go see “The Man Who Wasn’t There.” It’s awesome.