Add salt to taste
Recipe for a successful Super Bowl party if you yourself are not exactly a football fan:
1. Invite over friends who are equally apathetic about most sports in general, football in particular.
2. Make bean dip.
3. Make sure aformentioned guests are in possession of a deep-fryer and much fried foods.
4. Fry many foods.
5. Make awesome chicken wings, also fried but not battered.
6. Watch 5 culmunative minutes of the first half between the four (well, seven) of you and remark when someone scores.
7. Take cute baby pictures instead of watching the insipid half-time show.
8. Tune in and actually pay attention right as the losing team makes a last 2-minute drive to the end-zone to tie it. THEN watch in amazement as the now-tied game turns back to the original winning team in the last 1 second of the game.
9. Let cool for 3-4 hours, serves 4-7.
