OK, So Now Don't Get Hurt At the Zoo…

So this EMT thing is happening fast. Wasn’t it just like last week that I was doing my little dance of joy for having a title? Well now the jobbyjob has happened, and like most medical shenanigans, its weird. I’m workin’ for Medcor. They staff such famous San Diego stalwarts as the Zoo, the Wild Animal Park, and the newfangled Legoland. You get hurt there, and you’re stuck with me. Mwa ha ha *continue evil genius laugh ad infinitum*

The thing is, this is my first *real* job. Well, I guess I mean traditional job. I’ve been a writer. I’ve given resumes and writing samples. I’ve very rarely filled out applications for things, especially not seriously. And definitely without checkboxes for “Have you been vaccinated for Hepatitis-B?” I’m 22 and I’ve never really dealt with shifts and stuff like that. Most people deal with that in high school. I just never had that kind of job. So its a scary paradigm shift.

Though the scariest thing is that I’ll generally be working alone. So if five people have heart attacks at once, I’m screwed. But I get to try and become awesome at treating kids before I get a “real” EMT job. We’ll see. All I know is that I’d best be getting some free Legos, or else the streets of Legoland shall run red. Stackable red.

Since there's no annoying mac news…

…I thought I might use Alternate for what it might as well be: a weblog.

If you don’t know, Denver has 2 great bookstore, a chain called ‘Tattered Cover.’ And despite its weathered-sounding name, the books are all new. Since I’ve been trying to make my own Mexian food recently and have had moderate success, I figured I’d learn from someone on PBS and buy Rick Bayless’s Mexican Kitchen, and on the way to the register, I happened to see Myself When I Am Real, a biography of Charles Mingus. Satisfied that I correctly used that title for a self-given assignment about Mingus, I bought it.

So who wants chipotle shrimp and the best jazz on the planet, ever? I’m thinking of having a party.

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.huh, .wtf? I dunno ’bout the name change. Pretty much sucks.

Oh…

And I have a job interview tomorrow. Like for a real-type job. Pray. For. Mojo.

Macworld just slips in under your nose when you have a life

Because of my relatively new position as full-time parent, MacWorld Expo NY kind of took me by surprise. Among the new-fangled Apple-riffic items:

  1. 17″ iMac, $100 less than high-end iMac previous
  2. New .Mac services, basically a pay-version of iTools
  3. New iSync, iCal, iChat, iTunes software. iTunes at v3.
  4. iPods: 5,10&20gb models, 5gb $100 cheaper than before. Official Windows support.
  5. Jaguar: OSX 10.2, August 24. $130, which seems like a lot to me just for an upgrade.