My Green Heaven

Ever wanted to make your own green chili? Found it kind of hard and confusing? Don’t worry, just make mine:

Ingredients:
8 mild hatch chiles (preferably Hatch-brand canned, already roasted, peeled, stemmed and de-seeded)
3 hot hatch chiles (roasted, peeled, stemmed and de-seeded. need some? call me! i’ve got 26 pounds!)
1 pound ground pork (or 1 pound pork squares for stew, chopped into smaller peices)
3/4 medium white onion
5 small to medium tomatillos
5 cloves garlic (unpeeled)
2 cups chicken broth
1/8 tsp ground comino (cumin)
1/2 tsp ground oregano (preferably mexican)
salt to taste
black pepper to taste
sugar (if chili is too hot)
lime juice (again, to soften the edges of the spiciness)

The pork:
In deciding which type of pork to use, take into account the following:

1. How quickly do you want this made?
2. Is the pork flavor going to make an awful lot of difference?

I feel the pork for stew creates more flavorful fat in the pan (don’t cringe.. it makes a difference!), and looks nicer, but takes longer to cook. Ground pork is easy and quick.

In a large dutch oven, cazuela, or other large pot, brown the pork (don’t drain the fat). Use salt and pepper to taste. Sautéeing some of the onion in with the pork is nice here as well. Keep in pot and remove from heat.

The Chili:
(Most of this can be done while the pork is cooking)

Roasting the garlic: On a small, ungreased skillet or griddle set over a medium heat, lay the unpeeled garlic cloves and let them brown and soften. You’ll see their flesh turn into a buttery-yellow under the translucent skin (about 15 minutes). Turn occasionally until soft. Peel and place in a blender or food processor.

Roasting the tomatillos: While the garlic is roasting, peel the husks from the tomatillos and rinse to reduce the stickiness of the skin. Place the tomatillos on a baking pan under a hot broiler for about 6 minutes each side (top & bottom). The skin will turn black and they will also fold in on themselves a bit. When they’re done roasting, set them out to cool, collecting any juices. When cool, the skin should be easily peeled off, and everything inside should be place inside the blender, along with any collected juices.

Roasting the chiles: As I’ve never satisfactorily roasted my own poblanos, hatches or New Mexico chiles, I suggest using canned mild chiles and professionally roasted hot ones. The former can be purchased at just about every grocery store and I suggest Hatch brand hatch chiles in the large can. Any small-can type chiles (Ortega, etc) tend to be too small and salty. The latter can be purchased at a road-side chile stand in most of the southwest/west during chile harvest season, during late August, early September. I recommend buying 1/4 to half a bushel, having them roast them, then freezing the whole lot for use during the whole year. Place all 11 chiles into the blender.

Roughly chop the onion, with some of it smaller if you’re going to sautee it with the pork. Add the onion to the blender.

Add 1 cup chicken broth to blender, along with comino, oregano, salt and pepper.

Purée the chili in the blender until smooth and thick. If the blender/processor isn’t moving very well due to the amount of items in it, try doing half a batch at a time, or adding more chicken stock to smoothen it out.

Once the pork has been cooked, warm it up again (not removing any fat) to a medium-high heat. Once you start to hear it sizzle a bit, pour the chili from the blender into the pot with the pork.

Bring the chili to a boil, and then reduce the heat to medium to allow simmering. You’ll start to see the color darken and mature after about 10-15 minutes and there should be a visble reduction in the amount of water. At this point, add up to 1 more cup of stock/broth to your liking.

Add salt, black pepper to taste. If the chili is too hot at this point, add a pinch of sugar (be careful, too much will weaken it past the point of being decent!). If you’re still not sure about the heat, add some lime juice, just a few shakes from the plastic lime thing, in order to soften the edges without losing flavor and bite.

Depending on the thickness you decide to make, this chili can work well as either a topping for a burrito (thinnest), topping + filling for a burrito (medium thickness), or just eat it right out of the bowl (thickest).

You’ll notice a lack of tomatoes involved.. if you see a chili that claims to be green and it has tomatoes, beware! Tomatoes are RED, tomatillos are GREEN. Use tomatillos and you’ll get more if an authentic green chili. If you must use tomoatoes, 1 medium plum tomato will work in place of the 5 tomatillos.

Vice City

GTA: Vice City in the hizouse.. Any preliminary thoughts from our resident ga(y)mers? So far I’m pretty overwhelmed by the array of options. But then again, I’ve only played it once, as since yesterday was Denver’s first real snow of the season and the city more or less shut down, at least during rush hour, effectively delaying my receipt of aforementioned game.

Bad Business

So, this asshole bought my G4 Laptop on eBay and did not follow thorugh on his purchase.

Denver being the small business circle it is I hope that anyone reading this website will not do business with Aspen Business Group. He is a person whos word doesnt mean shit.

If you feel like telling him what a cocksucker he is, feel free to knock on his door and chat with him.

I hope his karma points help him fall into oncoming traffic.

Updates

So work’s been going really well, which is the reason for the obvious lack of activity here. I’ll be surprised if anyone actually checks here anymore. If you do, the chances are that I know you personally.

Anyway, just a heads up. I’ll be out of the state this weekend, as my cousin is playing for ASU in Arizona, and we’re meeting some other family members there for a rootin’ good time. I’m planning on using the 2 14 hour drives in 4 days to catch up on some much-needed sleep, hopefully resulting in my not using phrases such as ‘”rootin’ good time.” My lovely iPod will be keeping me company, my only concern being that 5GB of music won’t be enough.

Some random thoughts:

  • Soul Coughing’s ‘Screenwriter’s Blues’ is as addictive as crack, and much less harsh on the lungs. “We are all going to Receda someday, to die…” Check it out.
  • iChat is a great app, once you’ve got it configured to not be gay.
  • Object-oriented PHP makes life that much easier. At least while you’re coding PHP.
  • How cool is it that I get to design the interface for what is basically RetinalPMS, only it’s my employer footing the bill? The answer is very cool, as I don’t feel like my ideas for a web-based project-management system are going to waste
  • I’ll be adding a poll for you to decide whether I should buy a .Mac account or not. The low-down: My wife uses iPhoto/homepage to host images for her ebay auctions, and it’s way easy for her to use, as it’s all integrated. The replacement photo service she switched to has been down for 3 days now. I use homepage to show pictuers of our kids to family abroad. Yet the entire thing now costs $100/year. Still undecided, basically because I can build something that does all of this, runs on hosting I already have, and looks however I want it to look. On the other hand, that will take lots of time and I’d almost rather buy the service and have it taken care of.
  • Do MS 'converts' get subjected to the guilt that Catholic ones do?


    While both Apple’s “switchers” and Microsoft’s “convert” are both unequivocal lovers of their new computers, Apple’s “switchers” tend to be plain spoken. By contrast, Microsoft’s “convert” sounds a bit like Microsoft’s own marketing department.

    I won’t even begin to count the ways in which Microsoft has copied Apple. Suffice it to say the list is very long and is beyond the scope of this post. But a Mac to Windows switch ad, hosted on Microsoft’s own site? Jeebus. Let’s not miss fact that everything touted in the (now taken-down) “ad” as a Windows advantage over Mac exist currently for us. And most of those features were Mac-first. And MS is simultaneously running Office for Mac ads as well. Sounds a bit like someone’s got things confused over there. Even the photo of the woman in question was confessed to be stock.

    (Twenty) Three Things…

    1) I’m officially 23 today. I have the pangs of age more than I ever have in the past. Why? Because for the big, parentally-funded birthday present, I asked for a mattress. Not a DVD. Not an XBox. Not even a hooker. I asked for something painfully useful, and thusly, somewhat mature. Oh well. The older I get, the sooner I can become Crotchety(tm)!

    2) Go see Miyazaki’s “new” film Spirited Away. Miyazaki and Studio Ghibli are international treasures. Their animation is rivaled only by Pixar, and the human race is better for having them. Spirited Away is an odd film. Like free jazz, or 7/4 time, many can appreciate, but few will actually like. Wipe Princess Mononoke and all of their previous work from your mind before entering. It is a very amazing, and very Japanese film.

    3) On November 17th, at the Wiltern in Los Angeles, comedy Ragnarok shall commence. The Clash of the Titans features Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, Janeane Garafalo, Mr. Show featuring Bob and David, and the Kids in the Hall. I have my tickets. This is a once in a blue moon, for-charity event. Good stuff.

    Life is grand.

    SpyWare? What?

    People often ask me why I hate PCs and Microsoft so much. Here’s a good reason:

    Last week, I started seeing a whole new kind of spam on my PC. System messages like this one started showing up on my screen at strange times. They look like Windows systems messages, but they were always advertising something.

    I ran the version of Ad Aware that I had installed on my machine, but it didn’t find anything. So I uninstalled AIM, thinking maybe that was the root of the problem. (And besides: why use AIM when there’s Trillian around?). But that didn’t clear up the issue. Over the past couple days, I started getting the messages more frequently…at least once a day.

    Then I realized that it had been six months since I installed Ad Aware, and that there were probably new updates. Which there were. When I ran Ad Aware this morning (after being greeted almost immediately after booting up by a spamming system message), it found 14 different spyware programs on my beloved PC. Most of them were Brilliant Digital’s handiwork, which you can read about here. I had installed (and then uninstalled) KaZaa two months ago, but I guess Brilliant Digital is a “sleeper” program that “detonates” weeks after being installed. And I guess uninstalling KaZaa doesn’t uninstall Brilliant Digital’s programs. Lovely.

    Pro for Windows: Has programs like Kazaa/etc available natively.
    Con for Windows: Such useful programs often install awful applications like the one described above.

    And as a sidenote: can any Mac user out there even fathom of NOT knowing which apps have been installed on your own damn machine? Shudder.

    He breathes fire! FireWIRE!

    Charismac claims no responsibility for broken personal or business related property should Hubzilla go on a rampage. As always, a clean and fed Hubzilla results in a happy Hubzilla.

    It’s nice to know these kinds of things can still reach the market. And by ‘these kinds of things,’ I mean ideas that were obviously concocted at the company bar outing on Friday after work. Kind of like Spiremedia’s old Quake3Arena intranet module. Via TwoThingsAtOnce.