Harley Davidson & Apple

I’ve heard a few times that Harley is the only brand strong enough for people to want to tatoo it. That statement is wrong. Not sure if I condone it or not, but it’s certainly ballsy. I really wouldn’t want to be known as “the guy with the apple tatoo.”

Snow? What's that?

Sure, I could have succesfully dug my car out of like 10 feet of snow today

  • If I had a snowshovel
  • If people didn’t fly down my street at 50mph spraying me and my car with icy goodness
  • If by “snow” you meant “ice cream”
  • If my car was in actuality a motorcycle
  • And if all of these things took place somewhere else, say, the Gobi desert.

Sigh.

Give it away now



Give the Statue of Liberty back to the French!



Located in New York Harbor, the Statue of Liberty was a gift of international friendship from the people of France to the people of the United States and is one of the most universal symbols of political freedom and democracy…

Now it is time to give it back!

They can have their damn Statue!
This is like out of a fucking sitcom. Why does the US have to constantly prove itself to be the big dumb oaf the rest of the world thinks it is?

Acting like Zoolander

To see the Beastie Boys go from songs with the lyrical content of Girls to timely pieces like this weeks In a world gone mad is to me an incredible path. I guess all I am saying is that I agree wholeheartedly with everything this songs lyrics say and cant believe the same 3 people wrote ‘…and in the bathroom… Girls… thats all I really want…’