At Least it's Not HUMANS and Pandas…
Apparently, humans aren’t the only ones who enjoy porn. A Chinese research institute is showing Pandas with sexual inadequacies videotapes of other Pandas doin’ the wild thing in hopes that they, too, will learn how to make sweet, sweet love to other Pandas. No word yet as to whether they’re showing them gay panda porn or not. My guess is no. Maybe they should. Maybe the Pandas in question aren’t screwing other Pandas because they haven’t found the right drag-panda yet.