Tires

alternateorg on April 8, 2002

So who knows the best, most anonymous way to get back at someone who let the air out of your tires?

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9 Replies to “Tires”

  1. sockdaddy April 8, 2002 at 3:53 pm

    evil or not evil?

  2. evets April 8, 2002 at 6:20 pm

    hamberger meat under their car seat….nice hot summer day…..

  3. SU April 8, 2002 at 6:49 pm

    Krazy-Glu in their locks? Sandpaper on their windshield wipers?

  4. timmyd April 9, 2002 at 8:34 am

    i’d have to say super glue a Cradle of Filth sticker to their bumper. (one of those lovly things that say “Jesus Was A C*nt). watch the back eyes mmagically regenerate everytime you see him! (if its england, Put a fuck the queen mother sticker on. Ive never seen so many people give a fuck about a dead right wing oppressive Bitch. She was 101 for fucks sake. Its not a surprise or anything.)

    Or you could just steal two tires. That would fuck them off.

  5. Noel April 9, 2002 at 10:01 pm

    Well I think that if you are going to glue any sticker to his car the funniest thing would be a gay rainbow sticker across his bumper so when he drives around he get quier looks from everyone around and his friends or girlfriend might get some weird ideas about him. Or you could siphon all of the gas out of his car so the next morning when he has to get to work and his car doesn’t start he’ll be shit out of luck.

  6. scott April 10, 2002 at 3:01 am

    visine in their morning coffee. two drips will give them uncontrollable diarrhea. three can send them to the hospital. have fun!

  7. 808 April 10, 2002 at 10:35 am

    pee in the gas tank….

  8. kev April 10, 2002 at 11:28 am

    i got a really good suggestion last night… spray mount. when the car is clean, you spray the spray mount on their car in weird spots and lines and shapes.. when the car starts to get dirty, the dirt will stick and not come off. it’ll get all nasty. and the best part of it is, it’s not easily recognizable as vandalism as it takes a while and doesnt make much sense.

  9. Mason April 21, 2002 at 1:40 am

    You are all stoned. The best possible retaliation for any malfeasance against your car is very, very simple. You go out and buy yourself a carbon pencil. Carbon is an excellent conductor of electricity. Now you take your handy carbon pencil and draw a nice thick (black) line between the spark plugs and any convenient ground. (Big chunk of metal) Virtually any part of the engine block or body works great. Now that car will never start until the owner finds the black line of carbon on his black, most-likely oil stained engine block.

    Now send him corny ransom notes.

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