Keeping Americans safe from war hero senior citizens

“There’s no way you could catch a terrorist. In fact, you’d be — while you were looking at some clown like me, the terrorist would go by.

This WWII Medal of Honor recipient definetly seems a likely terrorist. Keep up the good work airline security personel.

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4 Replies to “Keeping Americans safe from war hero senior citizens”

  1. During my many trips to Denver’s International Airport the past 2 weeks, I’ve really become annoyed by the way they’re doing things. I mean.. first off, they close down the temporary, in-and-out parking utilized by people who need to just quickly pick someone up and drive them home. So you have to park in the long-term parking lot despite the fact that you’ll be there 10 minutes. And on the way into the long-term parking, what do they do (ONLY if you park in the structure by the way, i guess terrorists don’t park in the economy lot)? they have you open your trunk and they quickly rifle through your stuff. Not like people would put bombs under their seats or anything. I dunno. just seemed like a waste of time and/or resources. i felt less safe than ever because of the shoddy security. i mean, if you’re going to have anti-terrorist security, go all the way. don’t just half-ass it.

  2. i don’t like Medal of Honor as much as like Wolfenstein. ahem. and just to assure my position of jackass of the evening, hey kev, why are you so itching for the body cavity search?

    ah who cares. i get to see the Dismemberment Plan tomorrow. yay. sorry for being stupid.

  3. During my many trips to Denver’s International Airport the past 2 weeks, I’ve really become annoyed by the way they’re doing things. I mean.. first off, they close down the temporary, in-and-out parking utilized by people who need to just quickly pick someone up and drive them home. So you have to park in the long-term parking lot despite the fact that you’ll be there 10 minutes. And on the way into the long-term parking, what do they do (ONLY if you park in the structure by the way, i guess terrorists don’t park in the economy lot)? they have you open your trunk and they quickly rifle through your stuff. Not like people would put bombs under their seats or anything. I dunno. just seemed like a waste of time and/or resources. i felt less safe than ever because of the shoddy security. i mean, if you’re going to have anti-terrorist security, go all the way. don’t just half-ass it.

  4. i don’t like Medal of Honor as much as like Wolfenstein. ahem. and just to assure my position of jackass of the evening, hey kev, why are you so itching for the body cavity search?ah who cares. i get to see the Dismemberment Plan tomorrow. yay. sorry for being stupid.

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