Backrub jealousy

Okay, so it seems to me that it is nearly impossible for two people who are good at backrubs to be together. This excludes ‘backrub professionals’ (so if Jen were to marry another person with the same ‘crazy-o-sacral’ abilities, they would not count), but rather for normal, ‘backrub-enhanced’ people who tend to just be good at it. I myself have historically been one of these people, and I’ve dated a few others in my time, and it was always a point of agression: both people vehemently feel that they are good at it, it being a sense of pride in both individuals. When they get together, sparks fly. Just my experience. So now, with my successul marriage in mind, I find that my wife, who loves me dearly and whom I also love dearly, is quite terrible at backrubs. Jen had once offered to teach her how to do it semi-correctly but I declined, knowing that it would do no good. So now, I’m sitting here with a neck in terrible pain with a wife who wants to help, but seriously just can’t. *sigh*

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